November 3, 2015
MY TWO CENTS
Ode to Jason Kreis being canned by NYC FC
By Will Smith
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Soccer fan Will Smith of Brooklyn, N.Y. was at it again, penning an ode to New York City FC's firing of head coach Jason Kreis.
Here is is ode:
Pity poor Jason Kreis
Sent packing by Boy City last night
All his line-up changes
Couldn't make that awful team right
The owners wouldn't listen
To his input on the roster
"We'll bring in famous Europeans," they said
"That's what pleases the hipsters!"
Alas, the owners were crushed
When the big names didn't work out
By Fall, Kreis lost favor with the oil tycoon
"Stick with Kreis? We've had enough!"
They wept as City was lost each night
What a munch of jackasses and buffoons!
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